Famous, and now Infamous Quotes of Christy-mas:

 

 

Grandma, while viewing a tape of her 50th wedding anniversary: 

 

“I belive that’s Sonny...no, that’s not Sonny!  No indeed, I don’t know them—”

 

This was said just about any time someone vaguely matching Sonny’s description crossed the camera.

On our Christmas Eve moon walk Malena says to Uncle Jon:

 

“Walk faster Uncle Jon, then we can get this over with.”

Prior to our Christmas Eve walk in the dark, Christy says to Jon:

“Jon, you walkin’?” 

“To what?”

 

“Granddaddy, what did you get for Christmas?”

 

“A belly ache.”

Upon entering the room on Christmas morning, Spencer exclaimed:

 

“Uncle Jon paid off my guitar!”

 

In reality, it was a gift from Santa. 

“Where are the pants?”

Robbie, my cousin and hunter, received a calendar of deer which I had put targets on...in various places.  Some funnier than others… clearly, I was more amused about it than he tried to be!!

Spencer says to Uncle Jon:

 

“Uncle Jon, you work at J Crew? 

(with reverence:)

Are you a caaashhhhieeer?”

When we were getting ready to go on a Christmas eve walk Malena asked Jon:

 

“Will there be zombies?”

 

Judging from this photo as they came down Christmas morning—clearly, there were.

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